Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Keep this song in your Mason jars

Darling young ones. I just wrote about this song on mine and Nathan's blog. I noted that it does make me feel like I'm home, but I didn't explain that that is because it reminds me of you, The Six Girls with Whom I Share a Pickle.

It sounds like something we would dance to in Housewood's living room late on an autumn night. But even more telling, it mentions Mason jars, which are so us.
That post-grad Club Mix I've been promising? It was just waiting for this song.

Monday, August 10, 2009

Relief Upon Homecoming Leads Young Woman to Behave Oddly


As many of you know, yesterday I drove back to Tennessee after spending the weekend in Arkansas. I got to spend one night each with Jenna and Taylor, and I also got to behold the glorious matrimony of Vincent and Alia Smith-Wagner. (This took place at sunset in a glass chapel in the woods - Alia was a vision, Vince was princely, Hannah was so lovely, and everything was perfect.)

It was a wonderful but exhausting weekend. I was so tired by Sunday that I had to shamefacedly change plans and head straight back to Nashville from LR, rather than going back up to Searcy to see our beloved Lorie and Nathan. I think that, and the knowledge that Jared was probably flying over my head in the opposite direction, added a bit of sadness to my tiredness.

At the end of a long and strange drive, during which a bored young guy in a back seat had wriggled around to grin and blow me a kiss as his car slowly passed by, I was starved. All I wanted was evening breakfast at Fido. So as Nashville drew near, I called JoJo, my coffee-excursion pal, to see if she wanted to join me. She said she did, so after that I called Fido (I had put their number in my phone some weeks ago for just such an occasion) and asked the all-important question: whether they were still serving breakfast.

"Fido, this is Brandon."
"Hi, I was wondering if you guys are still serving breakfast at this time," I chirped. I was so excited at the concept I could barely contain myself.
"Yes, we serve breakfast, lunch, and dinner all day for as long as the kitchen is open," he said. I think I was going for something like, That's why Fido is great.
But I said, "That's why I love you."
"I love you too, even though I haven't met you," said Brandon.
I laughed and said "See you later!"

So I met JoJo at one of the tables in the back part, and we were shortly joined by Johnna. On my way in, I had decided not to try to find out which employee was Brandon. None of them were wearing nametages, and I certainly was not going to ask. After dinner we were still talking and I was waiting for a barista to call my name for the Chocolate Chai I had ordered. We were regaling one another with tales when I realized I had quite a funny string of random-boy interactions from the drive home, so I was telling them the stories I have recounted above.

I had just finished the one about my phone call to Fido, when a boy in Fido garb walked up to our table and said, "Mary?"
A little embarrassed that he had overheard, I said, "Yeah - Brandon?"

He gave me a funny look, and said, "Yes, but - how do you know... ?" and I noticed the coffee cup in his hand and realized that he had not, after all, overheard my story. JoJo and Johnna failed to stifle their incredulous laughter and I barely held it together enough to try to explain.
"Um, I was just telling them the story of how I said I love you to some guy named Brandon here on the phone earlier... and I thought you must have overheard." Though why I thought he'd know my name is inexplicable.

"Oh! That was you. No, I was just bringing this drink - they've been calling your name for a few minutes now." He looked mildly amused. The girls were falling apart across the table, and I knew my face was bright red. "Well, I still love you, and I always will," he said as he handed me my drink.

It was several minutes before any of us at the table could go back to normal breathing patterns.